amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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imsosickofjustinbieber:

You’re a fan of Justin Bieber? Name three of his criminal offenses

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tagzilla117:

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did

The new season of American Horror Story looks good

tagzilla117:

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did

The new season of American Horror Story looks good

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fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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does this explain anything to you

does this explain anything to you

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tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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best-of-memes:

Not even lion

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loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

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mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*

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lucie-k:

Lmfaooo 0 chill

lucie-k:

Lmfaooo 0 chill

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"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

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